Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Other PETA-Endorsed Cruelty-Free Changes In The National Basketball Association

  • Smoke only 100% certified organic marijuana
  • Synthetic leather to be used on seats in 2007 Cadillac Escalades
  • Team nicknames changed to Atlanta FauxHawks, Charlotte HepCats, Chicago Synthetic Basketballers, Memphis Memphisians, Milwaukee Buck Owens, Minnesota PointScorers, New Orleans/Oklahoma City Bayooners, and Toronto Pleasantly Competitive Sporting Men
  • Hold compensatory handguns-for-tofu exchange

 

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