Failed Greeting Card Imprints From Hallmark

Scentiments

The Greetster

DeathNotes

Inspir-A-Shuns

A Touch Of The Orient

HDCard

Squirts

Coupons I Have Recently Thrown Away

Zippy Loob
$19.95 oil & lube*
*expires 4/30/2001

Burrito Bob's
Buy One (1) Burrito At Regular Price, Get Second Burrito Free
With Purchase Of Two 32oz Soft Drinks And Grande Cruncho Muncho Nachos
Dine-In Only Tuesday Through Thursday

T.J. Slim's E-Z Tree Trim
Free Estimate!

HyperTech InterAccess
One Free Month Of Dial-Up Internet*
*local access and miscellaneous charges and fees may apply

The Great American Aquarium
DEADLY SHARK ENCOUNTER!
Free children's admission with purchase of one adult admission

Big Pee Wee's Previously Owned Auto Emporium
$1000 off any previously owned car or truck
NO COUPON NEEDED

New Ideas From National New Idea Week

polenta-on-a-stick

eHaircuts.com

Deep Purple reunion tour

Why Can't Everything Have A USB Port?

 

Selected Bob Wills Interjections

"Play it, Leon!"

"Ah-hah!"

"Ahhhh-now."

"Take it away!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ahh-ohh."

"Ohhhh!"

"Alright."

"Oh-ohhh-ohhhhh!"

Possible Responses To The Telephone Survey Question, 'What Is Your Opinion Of George Washington?'

1. strongly favorable
2. somewhat favorable
3. neither favorable nor unfavorable
4. somewhat unfavorable
5. strongly unfavorable 

V is for Valentine! a poem for my dear

V is for Valentine!
A is for Amour!
L is not for Love because that is too obvious.  L is for Legume.
E is for Exotique!
N is for Newfoundland, as in the new found land of love.
T is for Timely!
I is for Me!
N is for Necessity!
E is still for Exotique!