Other Means By Which The Human Body May Absorb Polonium-210 As Disscussed In The Russian Government-Produced Brochure, 'Polonium-210 и Вы'

'Many food products of the American manufacture contain quantities of trace Polonium-210 or mad illness of the cow. Eat meat of Yankee at your own risk.'

'Dissidents, as is known, abstain from washing a hand after urination duty.  Frequent contact to this doubtful group can increase your chance on exposure. '

'Yushchenko sleeps with the Satan.'

'Absorption of radiation Po-210 will follow from use of computer monitors to borrow in surfing the Internet and especially from websites which doubt concerning force of Mother Russia.'

'Travel to the Great Britain need to be avoided, as Englishmen as it is usually known, clean pipes of tobacco with Polonium-210. '

'Following the great Vladimir Putin's instructions, you and your children will long live, Polonium-free life. '