Best Televsion Programs of 2006 ('Reality' Category)

10. Waiter, There's A Finger In My Soup

9. The Ironically Detached Nightly News Report

8.  Make Me Rich With Money And Prizes!

7.  HBO Presents: Celebrity Expletive

6. Challenge-Off Competitive Contest

5. The Real-Life Concierge Files

4. Forensic Flight Attendant

3. Embedded Water Boy: Gaza

2. Nokia Presents 2.0 Megapixel Cell Phone Camera Scandal Capture

1. Behind The Game Show

Revised BCS Rankings And Bowl Matchups (Adjusted For Fox Televsion)

Tostitos and Ford Present The 2007 Burger King National Championship Product Bowl Presented By Reebok, Energizer Batteries, and Chase
#1 Ohio State vs. #2 USC Featuring Famous Alumni O.J. Simpson

The Tupperware Resealable Bowl Presented By myspace.com
#1 Ohio State (practice squad) vs. #3 Michigan

The FedEx Parcel-Containing Bowl (round-robin format)
#4 Florida vs. n/a Florida State
n/a Florida State vs. n/a Miami
n/a Miami vs. #4 Florida

The Texas Bowl Of Fritos And Dr. Pepper
#22 Texas vs. n/a Dallas Cowboys

The Rust-Oleum Carnation Bowl Brought To You By Pizza Hut 5-For-$5
#8 Notre Dame vs. TBA

The Idaho Potato Council Bowl (webcast only)
#9 Boise State vs. n/a Utah (2004 team)

 

Answers To The Semi-Question, 'What About Brian'

I'm not sure how to respond to your statement.

Brian?

He's over there in the corner exchanging meaningful glances with your girfriend.

No, I don't think I get the ABC channel.