Indianapolis (+7) over Chicago [49]
Peyton Manning takes a day off from filming commercials to mow
down the pistolpackin' Bears. Despite the score, the game is never
close, except at the opening kickoff when it is 0-0.
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Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
NFL Playoff Picks, Part Two
Chicago (+7) over New Orleans [49]
The ghost of Mike Ditka looms large over this battle of deep-fry lovin' cities. In the end, the ghost of Dave Wannstedt outduels the ghost of Jim Mora for undead supremacy. Spooky, man. Don't forget your garlic necklace and silver bullet.
New England (+3) over Indianapolis [52]
Will the addition of David Beckham help Indy overcome their choketastic playoff run? No, because New England has a not-so-secret weapon by the name of PELE. The Pats win in overtime on a record 105-yard field goal kick by the new guy.
The ghost of Mike Ditka looms large over this battle of deep-fry lovin' cities. In the end, the ghost of Dave Wannstedt outduels the ghost of Jim Mora for undead supremacy. Spooky, man. Don't forget your garlic necklace and silver bullet.
New England (+3) over Indianapolis [52]
Will the addition of David Beckham help Indy overcome their choketastic playoff run? No, because New England has a not-so-secret weapon by the name of PELE. The Pats win in overtime on a record 105-yard field goal kick by the new guy.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
NFL Playoff Picks
Indianapolis (-10) over Baltimore [43]
Take the points, my friend. Even your 9 year-old niece knows Peyton Manning. Of course, I think both teams are nicknamed 'Colts'.
New Orleans (+2) over Philadelphia [39]
The feel-good story continues as America likes nothing more than to see a bunch of battery-throwing, cheesesteak-eating jerks go down. And, The Saints will use their divine powers.
Chicago (+6) over Seattle [23]
A seahawk? Beating a bear? Don't spit out your frappilatte.
San Diego (+980) over vistor [1002]
I can't recall who their opponent is, but it's irrelevant as The Chargers will score a record 900 points -- 800 in the first half.
Take the points, my friend. Even your 9 year-old niece knows Peyton Manning. Of course, I think both teams are nicknamed 'Colts'.
New Orleans (+2) over Philadelphia [39]
The feel-good story continues as America likes nothing more than to see a bunch of battery-throwing, cheesesteak-eating jerks go down. And, The Saints will use their divine powers.
Chicago (+6) over Seattle [23]
A seahawk? Beating a bear? Don't spit out your frappilatte.
San Diego (+980) over vistor [1002]
I can't recall who their opponent is, but it's irrelevant as The Chargers will score a record 900 points -- 800 in the first half.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Revised BCS Rankings And Bowl Matchups (Adjusted For Fox Televsion)
Tostitos and Ford Present The 2007 Burger King National Championship Product Bowl Presented By Reebok, Energizer Batteries, and Chase
#1 Ohio State vs. #2 USC Featuring Famous Alumni O.J. Simpson
The Tupperware Resealable Bowl Presented By myspace.com
#1 Ohio State (practice squad) vs. #3 Michigan
The FedEx Parcel-Containing Bowl (round-robin format)
#4 Florida vs. n/a Florida State
n/a Florida State vs. n/a Miami
n/a Miami vs. #4 Florida
The Texas Bowl Of Fritos And Dr. Pepper
#22 Texas vs. n/a Dallas Cowboys
The Rust-Oleum Carnation Bowl Brought To You By Pizza Hut 5-For-$5
#8 Notre Dame vs. TBA
The Idaho Potato Council Bowl (webcast only)
#9 Boise State vs. n/a Utah (2004 team)
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