Revised BCS Rankings And Bowl Matchups (Adjusted For Fox Televsion)

Tostitos and Ford Present The 2007 Burger King National Championship Product Bowl Presented By Reebok, Energizer Batteries, and Chase
#1 Ohio State vs. #2 USC Featuring Famous Alumni O.J. Simpson

The Tupperware Resealable Bowl Presented By myspace.com
#1 Ohio State (practice squad) vs. #3 Michigan

The FedEx Parcel-Containing Bowl (round-robin format)
#4 Florida vs. n/a Florida State
n/a Florida State vs. n/a Miami
n/a Miami vs. #4 Florida

The Texas Bowl Of Fritos And Dr. Pepper
#22 Texas vs. n/a Dallas Cowboys

The Rust-Oleum Carnation Bowl Brought To You By Pizza Hut 5-For-$5
#8 Notre Dame vs. TBA

The Idaho Potato Council Bowl (webcast only)
#9 Boise State vs. n/a Utah (2004 team)

 

Other Miracle Baseball Pitches Devised By Ryutaro Himeno and Kazushi Tezuka, Creators of “The Gyroball” As Marketed By The Fox Television Network

The Richlist Knee-Buckler

The Prison Breaker

The Split-Fingered Jack Bauer

The Dixie Whistler

Bart’s Batcracker

The Callous And Insouciant House M.D. Change-Up

The Reverse Slider, Presented By Chevrolet