Friday, December 01, 2006

Rumored, Yet Unlikely, Trade Offers For Manny Ramirez

Chicago Cubs
Mark Prior, one thousand baseballs, and a date with Morganna, The Kissing Bandit

New York Knicks
Malik Rose, Kelvin Cato, and first round draft picks in 2008 and 2009

Orlando Griffins Rugby Football Club
Chadwick Edmondson and a case of Bud Light

General Electric
Michael Neal and The Mummy

Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC)
600 kilos of cocaine and negotiating rights with Rojas Valderama

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