Rejected Forms Of Wrapping Christmas Presents For My Friends And Relatives, And The Respective Organizations That Disallowed Them

inside flaming steel cage coated in oil (City of Bettendorf)

bacon-wrapped (Scott County Health Department)

encased in a beehive (State of Iowa Department of Agriculture)

boxed in a Cuban cigar humidor (United States Department of State)

surrounded by armed Sudanese pre-teens (United Nations)