Jaw-Dropping 'Black Friday' Deals Offered By Retailers (Bulk Meats Division)

free half ton of frozen turkey breast with purchase of 10 tons of bacon*
Harv's Commercial Meats, Little Rock
*5am-9am only

64oz can of potted meat for $10 with any purchase of 30 gallon drum of chicken broth
Brinkman & Sons Meat Distribution, Houston
"While Supplies Last"

75 sides of beef for the price of 40
Greeley Beef Processing, Greeley

30 meat all-you-care-to-eat* 'Round The World' buffet for $6.99 (includes Coke)
French's Country Buffet, Owensboro
*please use a clean plate for return trips

Other Founding Fathers Who Did Not Wish The Eagle To Be Our National Symbol, And Their Respective Birds Of Choice

Thomas Jefferson, auk
James Madison, flying squirrel
George Washington, pterodactyl
John Adams, Toucan Sam
John Hancock, John Hancock