Other Bans Enacted By The New York City Board of Health And The Respective Diseases That Will Be Prevented

yelling (Reinke's edema, laryngitis)

jawbreaker consumption (mandibular fracture, dental caries, asphyxiation)

Christmas tree and menorah illumination (erythema, immolation)

axe-wielding (chronic self-amputation, apotemnophilia, dismemberment syndrome)