A Handy Reference To The Hip 'Lingo' Of To-Day

skate-surfing
the use of a skateboard on a fluid wave surface, 
or, alternately, the use of a surfboard on a solid surface

webjumper

a person who seeks information on the World Wide Web
(a/k/a 'WWW' or 'www' or 'the Web') via a personal
computer or similar electro-mechanical device

autohandler
the operator of any gasohol-powered vehicle such as
an airport shuttle van or amphibious limousine

Johnny Make-Do
a derisive name for an individual who refrains from
replacing broken or defective materials

harpsichord harpie
an individual, generally female, who becomes faint or
swoons in the presence of a performing harpsichordist

czellulara
an individual, generally female, fixated on the most
recently released mobile wireless car telephone

wax monkey
a primate of the lower order sculpted in paraffin