Wednesday, February 14, 2007

New Ideas From National New Idea Week

polenta-on-a-stick

eHaircuts.com

Deep Purple reunion tour

Why Can't Everything Have A USB Port?

 

Selected Bob Wills Interjections

"Play it, Leon!"

"Ah-hah!"

"Ahhhh-now."

"Take it away!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ahh-ohh."

"Ohhhh!"

"Alright."

"Oh-ohhh-ohhhhh!"

Possible Responses To The Telephone Survey Question, 'What Is Your Opinion Of George Washington?'

1. strongly favorable
2. somewhat favorable
3. neither favorable nor unfavorable
4. somewhat unfavorable
5. strongly unfavorable 

V is for Valentine! a poem for my dear

V is for Valentine!
A is for Amour!
L is not for Love because that is too obvious.  L is for Legume.
E is for Exotique!
N is for Newfoundland, as in the new found land of love.
T is for Timely!
I is for Me!
N is for Necessity!
E is still for Exotique!

Monday, February 12, 2007

An Updated List Of Republican Candidates For The President Of The United States

Ted Nugent
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Bruce Willis
Barbara Bush
Jerry Fallwell
Hamburglar
Bobby Flay
Charles Nelson Reilly
Millard Fillmore
Donald Trump
Wyatt Earp III
Red Grange
Pope Pius IX
Patty Hearst

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Signs That You Are Listening To Time-Life Music's 'Country Romance' Collection or That You Are Having A Heart Attack

  • the voice of Ray Price making your heart melt
  • Ferlin Husky breaking your heart
  • the song, the feeling just envelops you
  • George Jones tugging at your heartstrings
  • every song, every artist hits you right between the eyes and in your heart