New Ideas From National New Idea Week

polenta-on-a-stick

eHaircuts.com

Deep Purple reunion tour

Why Can't Everything Have A USB Port?

 

Selected Bob Wills Interjections

"Play it, Leon!"

"Ah-hah!"

"Ahhhh-now."

"Take it away!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ahh-ohh."

"Ohhhh!"

"Alright."

"Oh-ohhh-ohhhhh!"

Possible Responses To The Telephone Survey Question, 'What Is Your Opinion Of George Washington?'

1. strongly favorable
2. somewhat favorable
3. neither favorable nor unfavorable
4. somewhat unfavorable
5. strongly unfavorable 

V is for Valentine! a poem for my dear

V is for Valentine!
A is for Amour!
L is not for Love because that is too obvious.  L is for Legume.
E is for Exotique!
N is for Newfoundland, as in the new found land of love.
T is for Timely!
I is for Me!
N is for Necessity!
E is still for Exotique!

An Updated List Of Republican Candidates For The President Of The United States

Ted Nugent
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Bruce Willis
Barbara Bush
Jerry Fallwell
Hamburglar
Bobby Flay
Charles Nelson Reilly
Millard Fillmore
Donald Trump
Wyatt Earp III
Red Grange
Pope Pius IX
Patty Hearst

Signs That You Are Listening To Time-Life Music's 'Country Romance' Collection or That You Are Having A Heart Attack

• the voice of Ray Price making your heart melt

• Ferlin Husky breaking your heart
  

• the song, the feeling just envelops you
  

• George Jones tugging at your heartstrings

• every song, every artist hits you right between the eyes and in your heart

Other Parenting Skills Demonstrated By Father Who Dresses Nine Year Old Son In 'Save Darfur' T-Shirt

how to cook with organic tofu

how to write letters to CEOs

how to read and enjoy Jorge Luis Borges

how to choose between Patagonia sweaters

Today's Teen Kid News Headlines

Teens Across America Boycott Wood In Effort To Save Trees

Nothing Is More Uncool Than Peer Pressure, Expert Says

Shopping Malls vs. Lifestyle Centers: Katelyn and Brittany Debate

Economy Looks To Teens For Earnest Summer Help

Basketball Superstar LeBron James Was Once A Kid Just Like You

Are You A Cat Person Or A Dog Person?

Now Is The Time To Choose Between Being An Astronaut Or President

Iraqi Teens Have Similar Concerns To Their American Counterparts

Hollister Sweat Pants Shown To Reduce Global Warming, Magazine Says

Curdled Dreams: A Short Story

     "I've never had much use for an acupuncturist," the rich man sneered.  "And you're not a particularly good one."
     Trenton picked up his kit and left the rich man's foyer.  He made a silent vow never to return to this neighboorhood.  
     "Good day," the doorman unenthusiastically told him.  And Trenton fell to his knees and cried in the moonlight.

An Updated List Of Democratic Candidates For The Presidency Of The United States Of America

Mother Jones
Karl Marx
Douglas MacArthur
Rosalyn Carter
Underdog
Friar Tuck
Henry VIII
Deborah Norville
Thomas Jefferson VII
Bruce Springsteen
Erno Rubik
John Steinbeck
Alan Colmes
Steve Jobs
Count Chocula
Chubby Checker
Chelsea Clinton
Lew Zealand
Earl Scheib
P.T. Barnum
Kirk Kerkorian

Selections From The Soft Beverage Industry's Scrap Pile

Coca-Cocoa

Mary Lou Retton Tropical Tango

Rastafarian Root Beer

Coolin' Cucumber Ale

Honest Abe's Emancipation Punch Wine

Ginger Extract D-Lite

Grand Potato

Mr. Wong's Soy Soda

Karl Malone D'Essence
 

Mighty-Fine Expletives

gee-willickers

dagnabbit

flippin'

horse hockey

hellzapoppin

golldurn 

A Handy Reference To The Hip 'Lingo' Of To-Day

skate-surfing
the use of a skateboard on a fluid wave surface, 
or, alternately, the use of a surfboard on a solid surface

webjumper

a person who seeks information on the World Wide Web
(a/k/a 'WWW' or 'www' or 'the Web') via a personal
computer or similar electro-mechanical device

autohandler
the operator of any gasohol-powered vehicle such as
an airport shuttle van or amphibious limousine

Johnny Make-Do
a derisive name for an individual who refrains from
replacing broken or defective materials

harpsichord harpie
an individual, generally female, who becomes faint or
swoons in the presence of a performing harpsichordist

czellulara
an individual, generally female, fixated on the most
recently released mobile wireless car telephone

wax monkey
a primate of the lower order sculpted in paraffin