This Evening
A large pressure system moves eastward changing things up a bit.
Expect a chance of precipitation and the possibility of cloudiness.
Overnight
The temperature will drop significantly about an hour after sunset.
Otherwise, about the same.
Tomorrow
In the late morning, expect a significant warming trend due to
an increase in sunniness. Chance of precipitation.
Tomorrow Evening
Increasing darkness and a moving front spell more weather ahead.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
NFL Playoff Picks, Part Three
Indianapolis (+7) over Chicago [49]
Peyton Manning takes a day off from filming commercials to mow
down the pistolpackin' Bears. Despite the score, the game is never
close, except at the opening kickoff when it is 0-0.
Peyton Manning takes a day off from filming commercials to mow
down the pistolpackin' Bears. Despite the score, the game is never
close, except at the opening kickoff when it is 0-0.
Friday, January 19, 2007
Today's Ambiguities (Non-Clarified)
amorphous dessert
tangential cornucopia
nebulous fire truck
ambivalent wrench
tangential cornucopia
nebulous fire truck
ambivalent wrench
Thursday, January 18, 2007
NFL Playoff Picks, Part Two
Chicago (+7) over New Orleans [49]
The ghost of Mike Ditka looms large over this battle of deep-fry lovin' cities. In the end, the ghost of Dave Wannstedt outduels the ghost of Jim Mora for undead supremacy. Spooky, man. Don't forget your garlic necklace and silver bullet.
New England (+3) over Indianapolis [52]
Will the addition of David Beckham help Indy overcome their choketastic playoff run? No, because New England has a not-so-secret weapon by the name of PELE. The Pats win in overtime on a record 105-yard field goal kick by the new guy.
The ghost of Mike Ditka looms large over this battle of deep-fry lovin' cities. In the end, the ghost of Dave Wannstedt outduels the ghost of Jim Mora for undead supremacy. Spooky, man. Don't forget your garlic necklace and silver bullet.
New England (+3) over Indianapolis [52]
Will the addition of David Beckham help Indy overcome their choketastic playoff run? No, because New England has a not-so-secret weapon by the name of PELE. The Pats win in overtime on a record 105-yard field goal kick by the new guy.
More Groundbreaking Apple Products Announced At MacWorld
The iToaster -- the world's first internet-ready, touch-screen toasting device
MacGrenade -- a powerful rocket-launched detonation device with Apple's distinctive glossy-white finish
AppleCar - a two-passenger electric vehicle operated with a single button
iMe -- a new consumer electronics concept in which only carefully screened applicants will be allowed the opportunity to purchase unseen Apple products
MacGrenade -- a powerful rocket-launched detonation device with Apple's distinctive glossy-white finish
AppleCar - a two-passenger electric vehicle operated with a single button
iMe -- a new consumer electronics concept in which only carefully screened applicants will be allowed the opportunity to purchase unseen Apple products
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
NFL Playoff Picks
Indianapolis (-10) over Baltimore [43]
Take the points, my friend. Even your 9 year-old niece knows Peyton Manning. Of course, I think both teams are nicknamed 'Colts'.
New Orleans (+2) over Philadelphia [39]
The feel-good story continues as America likes nothing more than to see a bunch of battery-throwing, cheesesteak-eating jerks go down. And, The Saints will use their divine powers.
Chicago (+6) over Seattle [23]
A seahawk? Beating a bear? Don't spit out your frappilatte.
San Diego (+980) over vistor [1002]
I can't recall who their opponent is, but it's irrelevant as The Chargers will score a record 900 points -- 800 in the first half.
Take the points, my friend. Even your 9 year-old niece knows Peyton Manning. Of course, I think both teams are nicknamed 'Colts'.
New Orleans (+2) over Philadelphia [39]
The feel-good story continues as America likes nothing more than to see a bunch of battery-throwing, cheesesteak-eating jerks go down. And, The Saints will use their divine powers.
Chicago (+6) over Seattle [23]
A seahawk? Beating a bear? Don't spit out your frappilatte.
San Diego (+980) over vistor [1002]
I can't recall who their opponent is, but it's irrelevant as The Chargers will score a record 900 points -- 800 in the first half.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Other PBS Promises For You, The Viewer
Be more. Inactive.
Be more. Seated.
Be more. Pledgy.
Be more. Sedentary.
Be more. Home.
Be more. Earnest.
Be more. Seated.
Be more. Pledgy.
Be more. Sedentary.
Be more. Home.
Be more. Earnest.
Least Performed Gospel Songs (2006)
Don't Forget Jesus (In The Morning)
(I Can Hear This Song In The Air) The Sound Of People Singing
The Preaching And The Teaching (Of The Lord)
Let Your Pants Get To Kneelin' (And Rejoicin')
Will The Almighty Come Home Today? (Or Will He Pass On By?)
We All Sing And Shout A Whole Lot (In His Name)
(If The Lord Don't Look Upon You With Grace) Then Keep On A-Singing
With My Faith (I Shall Not Smite You)
(I Can Hear This Song In The Air) The Sound Of People Singing
The Preaching And The Teaching (Of The Lord)
Let Your Pants Get To Kneelin' (And Rejoicin')
Will The Almighty Come Home Today? (Or Will He Pass On By?)
We All Sing And Shout A Whole Lot (In His Name)
(If The Lord Don't Look Upon You With Grace) Then Keep On A-Singing
With My Faith (I Shall Not Smite You)
My Love For You Is Like . . .
. . . a birthday cake with only blue candles.
. . . winning the Boston Marathon and not being terribly thirsty at the end.
. . . freshly baked zucchini bread on a somewhat cool fall morning.
. . . the whiff of Dr. Pepper when pouring into a glass.
. . . plucking the pills of wool from my sweater.
. . . the first inhalation after blowing my nose in the morning.
. . . new batteries in my cordless mouse.
. . . a day without mail from Capital One.
. . . a poem, but a good one, and not too metaphorical.
. . . winning the Boston Marathon and not being terribly thirsty at the end.
. . . freshly baked zucchini bread on a somewhat cool fall morning.
. . . the whiff of Dr. Pepper when pouring into a glass.
. . . plucking the pills of wool from my sweater.
. . . the first inhalation after blowing my nose in the morning.
. . . new batteries in my cordless mouse.
. . . a day without mail from Capital One.
. . . a poem, but a good one, and not too metaphorical.
Great Regionalist Paintings From My Apartment Complex
Me & My Garden Vegetables
A View From The Patio
Untitled Still Life No. 6
Children In The Neighborhood Park
Charlie The Cat With Yarn
Portrait In Sweatpants
La Guerre
Cozy Time
A View From The Patio
Untitled Still Life No. 6
Children In The Neighborhood Park
Charlie The Cat With Yarn
Portrait In Sweatpants
La Guerre
Cozy Time
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Legislation From the 110th Congress' First 100 Seconds
replaced coffee vending machine with Rancilio espresso machine
to avoid national holidays, moved the Monday lobster menu in commissary to Friday
upgraded in-dash Lincoln Town Car television monitors from LCD to plasma
raised minimum wage to $12.75
cut Congressional staff allowance by 50% in favor of unpaid interns
to avoid national holidays, moved the Monday lobster menu in commissary to Friday
upgraded in-dash Lincoln Town Car television monitors from LCD to plasma
raised minimum wage to $12.75
cut Congressional staff allowance by 50% in favor of unpaid interns
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Best Televsion Programs of 2006 ('Reality' Category)
10. Waiter, There's A Finger In My Soup
9. The Ironically Detached Nightly News Report
8. Make Me Rich With Money And Prizes!
7. HBO Presents: Celebrity Expletive
6. Challenge-Off Competitive Contest
5. The Real-Life Concierge Files
4. Forensic Flight Attendant
3. Embedded Water Boy: Gaza
2. Nokia Presents 2.0 Megapixel Cell Phone Camera Scandal Capture
1. Behind The Game Show
9. The Ironically Detached Nightly News Report
8. Make Me Rich With Money And Prizes!
7. HBO Presents: Celebrity Expletive
6. Challenge-Off Competitive Contest
5. The Real-Life Concierge Files
4. Forensic Flight Attendant
3. Embedded Water Boy: Gaza
2. Nokia Presents 2.0 Megapixel Cell Phone Camera Scandal Capture
1. Behind The Game Show
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